BOY: Hum Hai Jogi, Kitne Logi?
GIRL: 200 Lungi, Hil-Hil Ke Dungi..
BOY: 50 Dunga, Hil Mai Khud Lunga...
GIRL: 50 Bhi Bacha Le, Hath Se Hila-Le!

Mechanic's Wife delivered a Baby!
WIFE: Your New Vehicle came out...
HUSBAND: With GEAR or Without GEAR
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When Girls Tied the Seat Belt in Car ...
How it look likes?
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Percentage Symbol... %

When People Say
"Sabbra Ka Fal Metha Hota Hai" 
they are Right!!
Because in fact ...
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"Sab BRA Ka Fal
(.) (.)
Metha Hi to Hota Hai"

Ehasan Kureshi Ki Nayi Kavita:-
Roz college aati Ho..O...O....O 
Dupatte se kya chupati Ho..O...O....O
Hum kya mar gaye hai Janeman 
Jo Kitabo se hi dubati Ho..O...O....O

Aankhon K Liye Gajar Ka Juice 
Dimag K Liye Badam Ka Juice 
Achi Sehat K Liye Apple Ka Juice 
Lhush Rehne K Lye Padosan Ka (.)(.) Chus

1 Ladki ki Tshirt ke right side per C
and Left side per L likha tha.
Ladke ne pucha is ka kya matlab hai.
Ladki boli, Dhyan se dekh COOL dikhega

Sex ke waqt Ladki ne apney kapdey utar ke
boy friend se Pucha. 
Hamare bachey ka kya naam hoga?
BOY: Condom pahen ke baad bola
Iske baad bhi hoga to "JAADU" Rakhenge.

BABA RAMDEV:-
Beta Hamesha apne se badi ko MAA
Choti ko beti aur brabar wali ko
Bahan bolo.
BOY:-
To fir ye Lu*nd aap rakho 
"JADI BUTI KUTNEY KE KAAM AAYEGA"

Aurat
Sabzi Leker 500 ka note sabzi waley ko diya aur boli:-
Bhaiya Paise Kat Lo,
Sabzi Wala:-
Madam aap ne 500 ka Note blouse mein se nikala hai??
Aurat:-
Kyu ???
Sabzi Wala:-
Madam Ghandhi Ka muh khula Hai!