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The term originated from the Middle English wif, from Old English wīf, woman, wife, from Germanic * wībam, woman, related to Modern German Weib (woman, wife),[1] from the Indo-European root ghwībh-; wīb, meaning veiled or clothed, referred to the wedding veils.[2] The original meaning of “wife” as simply “woman”, unconnected with marriage, is preserved in words like “midwife” and “fishwife”.
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Musibat Abhi Tali Nahi

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patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai

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But Promise Me ... 
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Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife: Thanks, but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

 

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Dream Clothes & Jewellery   
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Wife: Yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: Yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

 

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Dava & Daru
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What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

 

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Tumhare Dimag Mein ... ???
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Wife: (Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimag Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband: (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??

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Wait A Second  
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Wife: What is 10 years for me?
Husband: A second.

Wife: What is $1000 for me?
Husband: A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband: Wait a second


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