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YOU ARE AT PUNJABI SMS / TEXT MESSAGES
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Punjabi SMS / Text messages' collection, for your special friends of Punjab, and Punjabi People.


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Limit of Telling Lie
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What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend,
"tenu kaala chasma jachda hai
jachda hai gore mukhde te"

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Rabba Inhiji Mehar Karde
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Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde
dil mere nu pathhar karde
seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda
usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde.

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Marriage Film
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Pati: film vich raat ek chudel mere naal naal phir rehi si!
Patni: kehdi film si?
Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!

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Pyar Sab Nu Rabb Ne...
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Pyaar sab nu rabb ne vakh-vakh ditta
 kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta.
Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta
lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.

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Sohni Pher Vi Nahi Lag Rehi
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Mr. Saini: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Mrs. Saini: Thank u G
Mr. Saini: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Mrs. Saini: Thank u G.
Mr. Saini:: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Mrs. Saini: Thank u G
Mr. Saini: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...

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MRF Tyre, Vada Gift...
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Saini: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Sharma: Gold ring de de.
Saini: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Sharma: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.


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