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YOU ARE AT MARRIAGE SMS / TEXT MESSAGES
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MARRIAGE: Marriage is a social, religious, spiritual, emotional and/or legal union of individuals that creates kinship. This union may also be called matrimony, while the ceremony that marks its beginning is usually called a wedding and the married status created is sometimes called wedlock..
 


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After & Before Marriage
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Love b4 Marriage
Janu… tum nahi to mei nahi
mei nahi to tum nahi

Love after Marriage
“baghairta”… Aaj tu nahi ya me nahi

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Heaven & Hell
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Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

A: The days after marriage!

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Married Men are Obedient
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Sharma Ji owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Sharma Ji reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

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Before & After Marriage
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He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!

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Telling a Lie ;-)
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Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

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Luv Marriage v/s Arrange Marriage
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It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE v/s ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered


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