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YOU ARE AT FREE INSULT SMS / TEXT MESSAGES
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An insult (also called putdown) is an expression, statement (or sometimes behavior) which is considered degrading. Insults may be intentional or accidental. An example of the latter is a well-intended simple explanation, which in fact is superfluous, but is given due to underestimating the intelligence or knowledge of the other.
WARNING! Do not use below SMS to hurt someone. Can be used for a leg pulling and as Jokes.


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The Smaller, The Cheaper
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Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

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Mother -in- Law
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God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

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Student & Teacher
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Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age Hitler committed suicide

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Tum Khati Bhut Ho
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Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

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.... and You 2
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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
.
.
.
! U 2

 Bullet ------------------------------------
Some One Misses You Badly ...
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Someone..
Misses U..
Needs U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..


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